fauxhawks:

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

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jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

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You’ll see.

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agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

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thedisneyseries:

A royal ball at Beast’s castle and here’s the early arrivals.
For anonymous!

thedisneyseries:

A royal ball at Beast’s castle and here’s the early arrivals.

For anonymous!

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pricklylegs:

These are gold.

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vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

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anazura:

So I stumbled across the IMDB page for Rebel Wilson, and let me tell you, this girl is awesome.
Rebel is her real name. Her siblings are named Annarchi, Ryot, and Liberty.
She’s a distant relative of Walt Disney.
She has a law degree.
She’s a former youth ambassador for Australia and was based in South Africa.
While in South Africa, she contracted malaria. According to the article, she “had hallucinations in which she saw herself as an actress who had won an Oscar. This then convinced her to pursue an acting career.”
and THAT is why this girl rocks harder than pop rocks.

anazura:

So I stumbled across the IMDB page for Rebel Wilson, and let me tell you, this girl is awesome.

  • Rebel is her real name. Her siblings are named Annarchi, Ryot, and Liberty.
  • She’s a distant relative of Walt Disney.
  • She has a law degree.
  • She’s a former youth ambassador for Australia and was based in South Africa.
  • While in South Africa, she contracted malaria. According to the article, she “had hallucinations in which she saw herself as an actress who had won an Oscar. This then convinced her to pursue an acting career.”

and THAT is why this girl rocks harder than pop rocks.

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etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

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